Responding to a challenge: Five things in my wardrobe that I wouldn't be without.

Writing this in response to Pierre who thought I wouldn't. Originally it was supposed to be titled "Meme." I looked up that word though and discovered that Richard Dawkins coined it and that it is very evolutionary in its origin and meaning. Thus I ditched that title. OK, on with the list.

1. Underwear - I am not Jesse Ventura. I don't go commando. Pierre does though. Check his list. See underwear? Didn't think so.

2. Shoes - I walk across the house without shoes and my legs hurt all the way up. If I'm gonna walk or be on my feet some kind of footwear is essential.

3. Belt and pants - While I wear underwear I don't like to show it off. Droopy drawers look kind of cute on a kid but are absolutely gross on anyone over five. Besides, there has to be somewhere to hang the...

4. Handgun - Never leave home without it. I prefer a Glock 27 for casual wear. Small but it's still a .40 cal and has ten rounds if you count the one in chamber. I highly recommend that everyone consider this item. Extra ammo is also a consideration.

5. Baseball jersey, sweatshirt, jacket, or fleece - To conceal aforementioned handgun.

Here are the rules from Pierre's blog:

Title your post- Meme: Five things in my wardrobe that I wouldn't be without. [Edit: Since this is a blog title, please use proper capitalization. Thank you.]
Tell us who linked you.
List your 5 wardrobe items.
Paste these rules at the bottom.
Tag 2 or 3 others to join in the fun!

So I broke the title one. Told you who asked me to do this. Wrote the list. Pasted the rules. Gonna have to break the last one. I know, it'll break the chain and bring me bad luck. I like to live on the edge though.